2 Comments I just wrote the first Read My Hips newsletter. It’s a shortie. It has only one message: our store is open - please come visit us! You will receive it within a few days, at least if you subscribe to the newsletter. I promise healthy, useful and extremely informational reading material at regular intervals. And if you don’t like it, you just turn me off. One click and I shut up. Some would say this is an ideal world.
Although we are not yet ready to announce the shop open to the public, the visitor rates are more than encouraging. Especially Carte au Tresor is selling quite well. Should we thank Keira, Johnny and - what’s that blonde elves’ name again? - for this? I would say it at least helps a little. AAaaarrrr!
For now, let’s just all thank Constance, the designer of this piece of piratewear, who made the picture in the middle. Thank you, dear!
And let’s turn to the most important question now: how, where and when did Keira Knightley grow those breasts? Anyone have an address? All information and speculation goes to
Jenny x.
